Seriously, Mom, pick up the slack! I know, I know... school started last week, we had Grandma down this weekend (miss you already!), there are three kittens trying to hog your attention (successfully), and on it goes. But you promised to dedicate a decent chunk of your time to honor me, your Brat of Brats. I better see some better effort from you and SOON.
See what she wasted time on last Friday? Ridiculous.